- Emily: Yes. So, Rory, your grandfather and I thought it might be nice after dinner for you to go around the house and pick out what you'd like us to leave you in our wills.
- Richard: Take a look at that desk in my office. It's a really fine Georgian piece.
- Lorelai: Why don't I ever bring a tape recorder to these dinners?
- Rory: Oh, well, anything you want to leave me is fine.
- Emily: Nonsense. You should have what you like. So look around and when you see something you like stick a post-it on it.
- Lorelai: Okay, you two have officially hit a new level of weird that even I marvel at.
- Emily: You can pick out things too, you know.
- Lorelai: Oh, well now it's way less creepy.
- Emily: Did you hear that Richard? Apparently we're creepy.
- Richard: Yes, well, live and learn.
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RORY: I can’t catch my breath.
JESS: You’re not supposed to.Favorite scene. jkfds
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- Lorelai: How does Charlie Rose screw up your REM sleep?
- Luke: Because he's always got some guy on pushing a book about how everything's all going to hell, or they're going to pass a law, how everyone with a nose ring is going to get shipped off to China. Suddenly you're depressed, thinking we're all going to die and don't drink the water, there's anthrax in my bagel - and bam, there goes your REM sleep.
- Lorelai: Or Mel Brooks is on, and he is so funny, and you think, "What a wonderful world we live in, that there's a Mel Brooks to go to sleep to."
- Luke: Mel Brooks is never on Charlie Rose, and when he is on he's talking about Nazis, and then you go to sleep and you dream about Nazis and they all look like Nathan Lane, and you're creeped out for days.
- Lorelai: Schooch down now and go to sleep.
- Rory: What are you doing?
- Lorelai: Nothing, just a little feng shui, go to sleep.
- Rory: Mom, you don't have to sleep in here tonight.
- Lorelai: I know, I just think the chair looks nice here.
- Rory: And what's the blanket for?
- Lorelai: In case the chair gets cold.
- Rory: And the pillow?
- Lorelai: To keep the blanket company.
- Rory: Uh-huh.
- Lorelai: Okay, everything's in its place. Chair seems warm, blanket seems happy, just one thing missing... oh yeah.
- Lorelai: Goodnight.
- Rory: Freak of sideshow proportions.
- Lorelai: I love you, too.
- Rory: Mom?
- Lorelai: Hmm?
- Rory: I'm sorry.
- Lorelai: Shh, the chair is trying to sleep.
- Colin: Boyfriend.
- Finn: Brother.
- Colin: Or both, he could be Southern.
- Lorelai: "Man, I love e-mail. Every day Rory and I write each other multiple times. It's great."
- Luke: "You enjoy typing to people more than talking to them?"
- Lorelai: "Wrong perspective. E-mail is a return to the romantic days of letter writing. It's pure Dickens."
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