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What is Richard’s mother’s real name?
- Lorelai.
- Emily.
- Paris.
- Rory.
Lorelai: It’s 6 o’clock on Saturday morning!
Rory: Do you want to wear docks or sneakers?
Lorelai: I want to wear slippers.
Rory: Up please.
Lorelai: Rory, my heart. It is Saturday, the day of rest.
Rory: Sunday’s the day of rest.
Lorelai: Saturday is the day of pre-rest.
Rory: Pre-rest?
Lorelai: Yeah, so that way when you actually get to Sunday you’re rested enough to enjoy your rest.
Rory: That makes absolutely no sense.
Lorelai: That’s because it’s 6 o’clock on Saturday morning.
- Lorelai: Hey is Jackson in the house? Let me hear you say Unh.
- Jackson: Unh!
- Lorelai: A new toy!
- Rory: Shameless.
- Luke: Maybe if you drank a little less coffee you'd make a little less lists.
- Lorelai: Oh, I can't stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee- I stop doing the standing, walking and the words-putting-into-sentence-doing.
Come with me
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It’s perfect! You’re ready and I’m ready, I’m ready for this, you can count on me now!
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You know we’re supposed to be together, I knew it the first time I saw you two years ago and you know it too, I know you do
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No no no
Don’t say no just to make me stop talking, only say no if you really don’t wanna be with me
No!
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