Gilmore Girls

Lorelai: Schooch down now and go to sleep.
Rory: What are you doing?
Lorelai: Nothing, just a little feng shui, go to sleep.
Rory: Mom, you don't have to sleep in here tonight.
Lorelai: I know, I just think the chair looks nice here.
Rory: And what's the blanket for?
Lorelai: In case the chair gets cold.
Rory: And the pillow?
Lorelai: To keep the blanket company.
Rory: Uh-huh.
Lorelai: Okay, everything's in its place. Chair seems warm, blanket seems happy, just one thing missing... oh yeah.
Lorelai: Goodnight.
Rory: Freak of sideshow proportions.
Lorelai: I love you, too.
Rory: Mom?
Lorelai: Hmm?
Rory: I'm sorry.
Lorelai: Shh, the chair is trying to sleep.

Rory: I am dancing, I can not control where my glance goes, and when I can control it, my glance goes to Dean.
Jess: You mean you can't control when you look at me, but you have to force yourself to look at him.

Jess: You know, Ernest only has lovely things to say about you.
Rory: Why are you only nice to me?
Jess: Excuse me?
Rory: An hour ago you were totally screwing with Dean and now you're totally nice to me.
Jess: You see, it's the screwing with Dean that's an important step to getting here so that I can be nice to you

Michel: You like neon.
Rory: I’m sorry?
Michel: I see you have made liberal use of my pink neon Post-It notes.
Rory: I’m sorry, Michel. Would you like me to reimburse you for the 7 pink neon Post-It notes I have used? I would be happy to, if you could break a penny.
Michel: No, little Lorelai. It’s not the money that’s the problem, it’s the disruption!